Grattis på dig, Gabriel!
today is my nephew’s 7th birthday. he is groing fast. untill now i used to give him the coolest and biggets toys i could find but this year… he asked for a perfume! i think when i was seven i didn’t even knew about the existence of perfumes. much less calvin klein ones… ok, wathever. i´m a proud uncle and i think i have a very cleverd and conceited nephew.
have a nice day kid, and remember: you’re still too young to drink
morbror daniel älskar dig!
now? you can put it up your arse.
last sunday, i had a massive hangover and was not feeling for going out to have dinner and much less for cooking:
09:00pm – pizza hut good evening, how can i help you?
- i want the supreme pizza king size and a coke please.
- sure! you will get it in 30 minuts.
10:00pm – ding dong! here is the pizza you ordered!
- you came 30 minuts late, what the fuck is this!!! are you making me a discount?
-no, that is something i can’t do…
- then i don’t want it. bye!
fuck off sissel
i’m very upset to know that you found out my blog and i’m not going to hide that. i don’t want you to read it… i know you have your own blog and i’ve never, even once, took a look at it just because i’m not interested in your life, or anything about you. we don’t like each other and we are not friends, remember? i don’t wish anything bad for you but i just don’t like you as a person. so, if you have a bit of pride, don’t come over my blog, ok? now please, fuck off.
sometimes, it’s realy good to be me…
…but that’s not the case today.
can you believe?!
the administration of my building changed the entry lock without a warning!! so i came back from the movies at 2am and i had to wait about 40 minuts outside, because i had nobody at home. fortunately, one of my neighbors came, rang his bell and his wife opened the door… believe me, i almost broke the door glass. i had no intent to sleep in the car, that’s for sure…







