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Surgeons discover small fir tree growing inside man’s lung

Shocked surgeons claim they’ve found a two-inch fir tree growing inside a man’s lung.

The amazing discovery was made in Russia as a patient was operated on for suspected cancer.

Doctors thought 28-year-old Artyom Sidorkin had a serious tumour after he complained of extreme chest pain and coughing up blood. “We were 100 per cent sure,” said surgeon Vladimir Kamashev from Izhevsk in the Urals.

“We did X-rays and found what looked exactly like a tumour.

“I had seen hundreds before, so we decided on surgery.”

But when they opened him up medical staff were taken aback to find a small spruce. “I thought I was hallucinating,” said Kamashev. “I asked my assistant to have a look: ‘Come and see this – we’ve got a fir tree here’. He nodded in shock. I blinked three times as I sure I was seeing things.”

It is thought Sidorkin had somehow inhaled a seed or bud, which later sprouted into a small fir tree inside his lung.

“It was very painful. But to be honest I did not feel any foreign object inside me,” said Sidorkin. “I’m so relieved it’s not cancer.”

April 15, 2009. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

my latest best buy

a vacuum cleaner
this shit is amazing… since i bought it a month ago, i never had to worry again about the floor. i’ve programed it to clean every day when i’m not at home and it works perfectly. my floor is cleaner than ever and i can relax, that’s the most important. soon i’ll also get the one that washes.
yes, i know. i’m a huge babbit/technology geek. ok, babbit…

and here’s a funny one

March 23, 2009. Tags: robot aspirador, roomba. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

black my apple

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according to the portuguese law (i believe it’s a european law), when a device malfunctions during the guarantee
and you take it back to the shop for repair, the shop has to return it to you in a maximum of 30 days or, you’ll be
refunded: the device will be replaced imediately by a brand new one, or if they don’t have that device anymore you
get your money back.
that’s what happened to me. after 37 days of waiting, i went back to the shop and got a brand new computer.
my computer was 15 months old, they didn’t had the exact same model so, i had a credit of 1300€…
i needed a laptop anyways and since “once you go mac, you never go back”, i got myself another apple.
the old one was a 1.8ghz with a 80gb hard drive. one and a half year later, i got for the same price a 2.6ghz with
a 250gb hard drive, brand new with another 2 years guarantee… i was lazy but lucky
this time i joined “the dark side of the force”.

February 26, 2009. summer 2008. Leave a comment.

back to the past

birthday gift from my sister.

i enjoyed it big time, it was good to be with marta and antho. it was perfect actually.
anthony is a buddy of mine from france, my best friend over there and he is polyglot like me. his portuguese sucks, but sometimes you get to understand something and he understands a bit of portuguese because he is half italian and some words resemble.
marta is a friend from school, she’s a great compannion for this kind of stuff: allways ready for party, autonomous, and she never forgets anything. she speaks a bit of french and english so we had no trouble to understand each other.
unfortunately, these are the only pictures i have from the whole festival and they aren’t that good.

me and antho just took a tent and a glacier full of sagres, super bock, stella artois, corona, grolsch and absolut vodka. there was nothing left at the end of the festival and marta is diabetic, she does’t drink
marta had everything, flashlight, blanket, pillow, mattress, even mellon and meat loaf. me and “poirrot” (as she used to call him) slept cold, on a hard floor, with no confort at all. but we had drinks, chips and some cookies.
that’s why i said marta never forgets anything…
we didn’t saw that many good concerts, the poster was nothing special but we managed to enjoy these great moments:

besides, i celebrated my birthday again. thank you for these hollidays sister :*

February 22, 2009. Tags: anthony di iorio, bjork, chemical brothers, daniel camacho, festival sudoeste 2008, marta afonso, sudoeste, sw 2008. summer 2008. Leave a comment.

i think i’m back

i just don’t know for how long, heheh. it´s been a long time and of course, a lot happened. i even forgot for a while that i had this blog, but i’ll try to fix that. i also admit that i’m not much into writing or reading, that’s why my sister had a hard time to convince me to create this blog.

but now that it’s done, there’s no turning back… you don’t have to worry sonia

so you wander what could make me feel for writing a new post…?

MUSIC, of course.

last monday i was at the coliseum of lisboa to watch soulfly. i couldn’t stop for about 1h30. i couldn’t watch the concerts before, w.a.k.o. and incite, because the guys that should go with me could just come after work and do 200km to get there. i had their tickets… but i’m not complaining here, ok? i had some ginjinhas and beers while i was waiting. it was ok.
lets go forward, it was a very good concert, max cavalera is a lord!
at some point at the end of the show he said to everybody: “Todo o mundo! abre essa porra no meio!”
this was the result: